When you have hospital staff with the socialisation skills of a gnat and the bedside manner of Dr Crippen, what do u do with them?

Put them in faz a&e on night shift.

There, u can be left in the waiting room in agony without even the offer of painkillers, then after an hour get taken in to see a doctor who thinks pain should also have another symptom he can see with his own eyes.

You can also be made to feel like you're wasting everyone's time because you couldn't remember in exactly what position you landed in a heap on the floor. Oh and get asked what time you did it, get to feel even more guilty when he says 'so what are you doing here at midnight, then?' when u say it happened about 7pm.